I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
He had a 99.9% chance of getting laid...until he started cutting down the frat's volleyball nets with his pocket knife.
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
Nothing ends a night of heavy drinking better than banging to three six mafia in your own driveway
I got so high that I ate a protein bar while in the shower. I then proceeded to leave half the protein bar and the wrapper on the ledge in my shower. Haha oh well.
They took the TVs out of the gym and the mini-Mart only had 2% milk. 2015 wants me to be fat
I gave a handjob to the beat of uptown fuck last night
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
Is it rude to send him a, "happy birthday, I hope you finally get an STD" text?
I wish I could say this wasn't the first time I shit myself in a Piggly Wiggly.
Good news! Blood’s flowing!
Dude, A DAMN CHEESEBURGER HIT ME IN THE FACE!!! WTF was i suppoused to do!?.
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