At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
omg i met someone at the bar who sells hair feathers. that are long. saved in my phone as "haiirs deather"
I don't need you anyway! I have puppies and booze!
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
I have to remind myself to breathe. That hungover.
He's like a unicorn and I just wanna domesticate him
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but yours is no longer the biggest penis I've seen. It is however, still the prettiest.
When they said they were gonna tattoo each other's gamer tags on their asses, I knew I no longer had a boyfriend.
You know how fear has a smell? Well turns out shame has a smell too. It's Pina colada flavored anal grease.
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