Tip #47, don't trim the bush when you have the shakes!
he asked me what things i liked that he did in bed, and i told him all the things i hated so he would use it on that new bitch and she wouldnt hook up with him anymore.
you for real need to get over him dude
Do vagina's smell?
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
Let's just say trying to drink my weight in apple pie shots looked better in theory.
Can you imagine how doomed are children are? I mean for one they have our genetics and then we will ruin them as parents. It will be the most magical adventure. Let's not start soon, too many adventures at hand that involve immense amounts of alcohol.
That's the 3rd time I've gone home with her and she passed out on me. I poured 6 boxes of cereal on her and left
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
I've woke up with the same hoodie on backwards, twice this week. I think that's a record
I just spent 5 minutes saying how beautiful you are and you come back with dont get fat cause you have weird nipples.
P.s. I wore your shirt today and it has your blood all over it, but I am at a funeral home and they are using embalming fluid to get your blood stains out right now.
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
I'm not a morning person, and, trust me, no matter how good your cock may be, it will not turn me into one.
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
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