Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
my room smells like sperm. sweet.
I will make out with the first guy who tries to pick me up with a lyric from a rap song. I won't even reply, just be on him like whoa.
he's sitting on top of the fridge in only a black speedo and wont get down
His mom walked into the kitchen smiling, made a scotch on the rocks, hit my bong, and told us goodnight enthusiastically. He's suddenly more appealing to me.
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
I feel like I shouldn't be doing my banking stoned. But I bought a new bowl. Her name is Sharpe. Pronounced Shar-Pay.
Dental hygienist just pulled two flakes of glitter out. And asked me how i've been doing with the divorce.
When his Irish accent comes out my uterus hums. Or some productive organ down there, I'm not sure of the logistics
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
Finally hooked up with her. She bought me tacos after because "she can do better in a bed". You're gonna be my best man.
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
... and this time i WILL NOT make out with anyone dressed as batman.
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