thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
Just checked my missed calls... why did you call me 37 times from 2:14 to 3:58?
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
I googled what to do, and it said to squeeze the pressure out so people are taking turns sitting on my head. I can't believe I'm allowing this
I stole another quarter from the bathroom. I'm slowly getting rich drinking here.
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
Also, in the middle of me riding him, he said "I want you to dance on my dick" like I was supposed to know what that means
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
I had to write an apology letter to my roomate for hotboxing in our bathroom. What a bitch.
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
he's smothering me... and not in the good, can you move your thigh off my face please?.. way
sometimes i forget what nice tits i have and then i spend a month brushing my teeth naked in the front of the bathroom mirror, and i remember.
No I'm not high but I did cry for over an hour tonight because I realized that they never made a sequel to "Under the Tuscan Sun" with Diane Lane.
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