Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
wat bout pragnant strippers??
Everytime she would start slurring, she'd stop, hold up a finger, wait like 30 seconds, then try again. I love drunk people
I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
Dude..masurbate with cocoa butter lotion..its like cocoa pebbles just gave me a hand job
260 beers this month. I need a new hobby.
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
Its bad when you wake up with a penis drawn on your face. Its worse when you find out its traced..
I made him fuck me with my coat zipped up and a unicorn mask on. That level of drunk sex. Weird and creepy yet highly satisfying.
I know you're on a date and I should leave you alone but about twenty minutes ago I realized I haven't been spanked in years so if you're still looking for a birthday present, you know, consider it.
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
dude i haven't had a solid dump since sunday and i still cant hear out of my right ear
I can handle him. I'm made of spite and hot wings.
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