whoa...plan B gets you drunker quicker.
Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
Just set all my clocks a minute apart. Now my 4:20 is longer by sixfold
repeat this after me. period at the beach is better than baby at the beach. breathe. and: period at the beach is better than baby at the beach.
September 16th, captains log. I awoke in a daze, not sure of my location
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
Just fell asleep during a bikini wax. Thank god for day drinking.
I guess I just stopped wanting to rip his balls out and started being okay with him being alive. that's a typical feeling for exes right?
Nothing like a false "my-dad-found-my-weed" alarm on Christmas day.
He wants to buy me a drink to apologize for sending me a pic of his dick. Welcome to my life.
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
just called AAA to get my keys out of me car and then afterwards realized they were in my pocket...stoner life
he just fucked me for my cheese..
where are my eyebrows?
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