just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
I'm drunk enough to talk Barbara Walters outta her panties
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
you thought your balls were fighting each other...
you're acting like its my fault you're allergic to sperm or something.
i told you we never speak of that again
if that's jizz on my steering wheel i'm gonna be pissed...and impressed.
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
i wondered why i had so many splinters in my hand, then i went out to my car and remembered id stolen an entire cactus
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
Update: I may or may not be in a cult
Update #2: I may or may not be the leader of said cult
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
Did I seriously answer the door for a home delivery of weed from you and your boss while wearing last night's 80s rockstar face paint?
“before I show up tits a blazing, what’s the sexual temperature here?“
Who brings a stripper to breakfast at the dining hall? What was the plan? Impress her with his meal plan?
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