bobby jindal makes me wanna cover my ears. you make me wanna smile.
i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
Thanks for the menagerie of condoms on my desk
It's the use of SAT words like that which make me want to use them on you
There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.
OH MY GOD. JESUS STRIPPER. THERE IS A JESUS STRIPPER HERE. A STRIPPER DRESSED AS JESUS.
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
Doing the walk of shame and bringing my dad a newspaper en route. Favourite daughter status confirmed.
Wasn't his fault he kicked a hole in the wall, they should have never tried to give him a bath after tequila.
Taco trucks are like ice cream trucks for drunk adults. They should have a mariachi tune they play super loud to bring people out of the bars for tacos.
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
I know. In fairness he did tell me to throw up out his window onto his roof so I don't think he's pissed at me but I'm still mortified by the whole situation.
Finally hooked up with her. She bought me tacos after because "she can do better in a bed". You're gonna be my best man.
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
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