so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
Vodka + horseback riding = vomit in the saddle bags
It was good I woke up with my mattress on top of me. I walked around naked the whole night as people wished my Happy Birthday.
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
I haven't found him passed out in the living room covered in noodles for a while now so I guess he's getting better with the drinking.
i hope youre ready for a shit show because we just ordered a whole pitcher of red headed sluts
I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
I just blew my weed a kiss
Well I never thought in the future I'd be able to say "hey remember that Easter I made porn?"
I had a really bad dream about us drinking this weekend. Remind me to tell you Friday when we start drinking
This is what happens when you leave: I get all vulnerable and I make out with the cowboy to shut him up about Jesus.
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
I sprayed his whole room with my perfume and left lots of my hair on the bed. So now if he does bring her home, the bitch will know this territory is marked.
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
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