is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
so whenever I text yeah my phone automatically corrects it to yeahhhheeehhyeahyeahh .. too much party in the USA?
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
Just traded a samurai sword for some drugs. It's gonna be one random ass night
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
I was in my bathroom taking a shit and my mom just opened the door, walked in, handed me a fudgesicle, and left without saying a word. Yeah. That just happened.
I hooked up with a guy dressed as Wesley from the Princess Bride. I kept telling him what I wanted him to do and all he would say was "as you wish"
Dude, if I don't end up wearing a banana suit in Milwaukee, I will consider that trip a complete failure.
Welcome to the single world where it seems vibrator batteries are in short supply and making a sandwich while naked at 2am is relatively normal
It was big, black, and had a smiley face tattooed on it. It was the perfect penis.
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
AND ONCE AGAIN, MY VAGINA HAS STRUCK AGAIN. HER PLANS TO TAKE OVER MARYLAND ARE WELL ON THEIR WAY AS SHE CONTINUES TO ENGULF EVERY QUEER IN A 10 MILE RADIUS
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
So this ukranian guy got angry and took his clothes off. Now he has my credit card and I can't find my keys.
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