Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
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KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
I convinced a girl to do a shot of salsa someone fell through the whole on the porch and Sara swallowed a beer tab
I'm not giving my ex her earrings back. If some chick i hated gave me brownies i would still eat them. It's the same thing.
Just got a blowjob on the pier where my great-grandfather entered America.
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
All I'm asking for is flower occasionally, and in return you get to come home to me naked in heels. Is that to much to ask for?
He sent me a mirror pic of himself and sent it to me and all i could think about was the amazing bong hits i took with his roommate in that bathroom.
There is nothing quite so pathetic as sitting in bed in your underwear eating easy mac in complete silence, waiting for Netflix to load
It's 5AM and I just stirred weed butter into ramen noodles. This is not where I expected to be at 30. ...But, hey, getting high off noodles.
I will buy you batman underwear babe. I'll make sure you wear them every time we have to adult.
Damn victory sex feels great
Tequila shots and throwing it at a bell.
This is dumb. I'll keep doing it.
I'm literally watching a webcam of the Vegas strip right now and it is making me sad.
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