question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
What tipped you off? The sombrero?
she just took a shower. i'll probs go down on her to encourage shower taking. it's like pavlov, you know?
its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
It's one of those days where you order the free Papa John's pizza so the delivery guy can bring you Coke to go with your rum. The tip was more than the order.
I mean it was his birthday. How was I supposed to tell him he could not wear a sombrero while we bang.
My therapist thinks I shld paint u something to show u my appreciation 4 ur friendship. 1) she must think I'm rite on the brink of no friends 2) this is real
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
It was bitter sweet because I woke him up with sex but then I peed in his bed with him in it
The way I kissed her was actually pretty charming and then it devolved to car sex
my liver is dry heaving
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