I love you and miss you, which in no way dimishes how much I hate the person you turned out to be, but I still love and miss you.
your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Heyy I kind of wanted to apologize and excuse myself for last night. I feel like that was a little much. I just met you. That's why I don't like tequila. Haha
I found a pair of size 15 female undies on my floor?? is that big?
FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
She told you broke her computer after the little square in tetris wouldn't rotate for you...
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
I'm buying drugs in the library...And it's not even finals time. What has my life become?
I drove 5 hours to see her. She thanked me by getting shitfaced, inviting her boyfriend over, and making me sleep on the couch after I cooked for them and did the dishes. You're right. I'm a fucking doormat.
The ultimate Father's Day bonding experience: Both getting bailed out of jail by mom for mooning some shithead cop.
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
My signature move is making guys wonder why they bothered in the first place
Going to the bathroom drunk while wearing overalls is such a struggle
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
im gonna miss him. and by him, i mean his dick
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