when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
dude i feel like shit
well u did eat a lot of play-doh
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
I spit up blood this morning
That's vegas.
There's something really special about 3:00 in the afternoon drunk that just can't be duplicated at any other time of day.
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
Do you think the neighbors will know I was the one giving out the penis shaped lollipops to the children?
Oh fuck. There is like a human shit on the sidewalk. I hate this place.
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.
Did I, at any point last night, say I was dying?
She shit herself again. We're calling her the "Queen of Sharts".
Randomize
