Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
Lauren will drop me off I'll be drunk ride you for a little bit and then you can go to sleep
sorry. that wasn't for you
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
i think you're the only person in the world who masturbates to food network.
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
We need to go to the store an get depends. I really don't want to be bothered with the bathroom this weekend.
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
Remind me in the future that chugging dog codeine is not the best idea.
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
I am pretty sure we beat baby seals over the head in a past life. That is why we are being punished.
If you need to be the damsel in drunken distress make sure it's before 3.
I spent a good part of the night in a bear hat claiming I'd changed spieces
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
This toilet bowl is my home.
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