Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
Just saw your girl from last night... Be embarrassed
I can't be drunk. Sober yes. Drunk no. Spoonfuls
Whatever, the fact of the matter is that I saved you from poorly planned outdoor sex by doing a rain dance and you should totally thank me.
Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
I swear man, you fly across the country to give a boy your virginity and he suddenly thinks you like him
you just rode your bike home from a one night stand in a stolen skirt with no underwear and you're telling ME to reevaluate life choices?!
Her boyfriend offered to buy me a vibrator. I'm not sure how to feel about that.
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
He lit my hand on fire and bought me chicken nuggets. I'm in love.
I currently hiding in an upside down garbage can please come find me
I'll start working on my manners when you stop using please and thank you in the bedroom.
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