my grandma just told me that size does matter, and don't let anyone tell you anything different.
i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
When I realized it was a dog, and I still had a boner, it was awkward.
Once he past out I measured his penis with my remote.
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
You're getting a blowjob this afternoon. This has been your morning public service announcement.
Nobody knows who the hobo or dude who whipped out his balls is
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
They won't let us do straight shots of 151 since that guy lit his face on fire.
You slammed your face into the toilet and declared you were moving your bed into the bathroom in the morning. Also, you insisted on crawling everywhere because feet are "overrated."
Needs to be more caveman. "Me kill roommate. You watch. Then sex time with our genitals."
Our first crop came in on the day that they added Hercules to Netflix Instant, I think it's the universe telling us that it approves of us growing shrooms in our guest room.
I just came so hard my vision went blurry. I can only hope one day I'll find a man that can accomplish what my left hand does on a tri-daily basis.
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
Help I can't tell if I'm sexually attracted to Bill Nye
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