We're facebook friends in real life
I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
She wouldn't stop telling me the story of the penis and how she got laid.
Someone told me that drinking would get me no where in life. Drinking has gotten me everywhere in life.
I'm at the airport and there's a guy wearing all camoflash to go hunting .. Should I bump in to him and say woahh sorry didn't see you there?
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
After he came inside me, he made us hold hands and pray that I wasn't pregnant.
we were canoeing in the lake and i asked if he was too drunk for this, and he said "don't worry about it, i'm half native american"
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
Me and this random chick had a conversation about how to save the world. 2 words: Dance. Battles. I love drunk heart to hearts in bar bathrooms.
I woke up on the green space outside our dorm cradling a watermelon and sucking my thumb. College is crazy man.
Started my new year off by being hospitalized with pneumonia. You?
Found out I'm pregnant.
I'll stick with pneumonia.
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