just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
you know it's bad when you need sunglasses to open the refrigerator
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
He may or may not be blacked out. We put him to sleep in the community bathroom. He's wrapped in your blanket and he's already puked on it twice. Using your blanket was my idea. Maybe next time you'll ask before taking my vodka.
I do what I can to inject something into your life every day. Today, humor. Saturday. Penis.
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
Well it's 2pm. Time for another game of "Who, What, Where". The game where you try to guess who this girl is, what happened last night, and where'd your shit go. I'm going for 1/3 today.
That's better than I've done so far.
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
The bartender has no bra and is giving out free shots. Call mom I'm getting married.
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
I refuse to go to a doctor for a sex injury, not when I've come so far already
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
Randomize
