What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
Think I'm gonna go cougar hunting tonight... Any advice?
condoms and good judgment
Can I buy both of those at the same store?
Do you know my vagina holds 14 pints of water?
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
one of the service guys here said i licked ranch off your face lastnight
Can we go to Home Depot next week? Drunk Kim broke my toilet with a hammer.
Its official vodka lemonade jager and whiskey with coorslight is a bad combination of try to forget the work week cocktail ps bring alkaseltzer
Blasting venetian snares and drinking a beer. I love being an adult. It's like being a child but with beer for breakfast, better music, and no one yells at you.
True idk how my parents didn't know I was blackout. I ate like 4 pieces of cheesecake and showed my cousins my boobs
You and your vagina are hellbent on selfdestruction and bad decisions
Dude...can we put that on a tshirt? I will totally sport that shit.
I just rode a horse than walked onto my property in boarshorts, flip flops, and holding a 40. What do I win?
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
Ugh why can't people just be grateful for my penis
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