I'm lost and stupid without you.
I lined up everyone's pillows and I'm playing Evel Knievel when I jerk off later.
its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
What would you say if I got first degree burns on my nipples from drinking coffee topless?
I got groped on the dancefloor by both grooms. I love gay weddings
He recognized me by my ass from about 15 yards away. I must have a REALLY nice ass.
Idk man, she was drunker than me and i was sitting there talking to a raccoon about it's broken leg.
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
U know this is gone far when im in the bathroom trying to take a pic of my asshole
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
I screenshoted his dick pic the other day because it literally looked like a brontosaurus. Like that really tall dinosaur that eats grass. Like I wanna draw a face on it.
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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