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Britney fell asleep on the couch in the foier, got up stripped then pissed on the floor. Then got dressed and went to sleep in it. Also downstairs toilet clogged. Not me. I will be gone by the time you get home from work. Have fun.
thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
Yeah things got weird. You ate an entire bag of hotdog buns, then tried to catch a tree on fire with a candle.
I hope no one at work will be able to read the "who wants body shots" on my chest. I forgot about it.
thing about being the result of a teen pregnancy is that all my baby pictures are of my mom and dad holding me around their stoned college friends.
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
I'm the fucking queen of sexting. I just made a blowjob sound so poetic I'm wishing I were a guy just so I could blow me. Learn from me.
You know you have crossed to the dark side of marriage when a nap is more important than jacking off
I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
How high is the bridge and how deep is the water and what are the chances I will get arrested
I haven't had an orgasm since 2014. So you cam see why I'm having a bad year.
How many times is too many times to use the word 'fuck' in my thesis?
This kid wants me to stop partying. Like I have only known you for 5 days. Chill.
i think the people from taco bell are onto us. they had my order ready today at 3am BEFORE I even got there.
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