why cant girls ever use the fly? why do they always have to awkwardly try to pull it over your belt?
she carries around a jar of peanut butter. "just in case".
then you gave the doctors and nurses bloody high fives
Have you ever seen a porn where they were playing bluegrass in the background?
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
Just used my boobs as a ramp to guide ramen into my mouth.
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
When I picked you up, you were drinking Maker's Mark out of the bottle with a crazy straw.
Know your penis has been the topic of conversation over glasses of wine.
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
This is my gift to your gina
You're the only one to love me enough for me to admit the following: Rock-bottom sounds like sobbing to a Miley Cyrus song.
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
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