other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
Call me when you get off. I have stories about black lesbians in jail begging to braid my hair...
Found a fruit roll up in my pocket this morning. This means my daughter has a peach blunt wrap in her lunchbox.
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
Thanks for fucking me in last night
TUCKING. TUCKING ME IN LAST NIGHT
Fucking holidays. How do I have this many men who want to fuck me and none of them are available when I'm ready to blow my top?
If there is a heaven, that's what it will be. Bagel Bites and cunnilingus.
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
Stop calling my penis "Fat Jesus"
When I finally came to, I was in the DJ booth wearing his headphones while he was spinning. That's all I got.
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
You sealing the pinky promise with a shot was much better than just kissing it
Making friends with the guy who had alcohol-infused whipped cream was the best decision I made all night.
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