He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
At 4am he sent "uree asss ize anmazin"
You opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a wall last night.
Oh you know, sitting here in my bathing suit watching antiques road show and petting the cat. Just the usual
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
The feeling are messing with the penis
Would you like to get an apartment bong? It can be like our pet and we can give it a name.
We should just do therapy together, clearly we have all the same issues. It's why we are friends.
I asked him if we were going to get arrested for doing it in the bar parking lot. "Absolutly not" said the guy getting the blow job...
One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind
I don't blame you. I made YouTube videos of me singing Rent songs then slept with a married couple. Fucking tequila.
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
That's true. Ask me when I'm not fucked up. Nvm hold on. Btw. Wikipedia dinosaur. It's fascinating
He gave his liver a pep talk before the vodka chugging started
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