She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
remind me to tell you about the ham sandwich empire im building
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
I wish I could put booze in boobs and store it for later. I wouldn't need a flask. For $7000, they should do amazing things like that.
I made him tell me how he proposed to his wife before I'd bang him. I have a problem.
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
Yeah I had to push her down the hallway to the hotel room in a luggage carrier. The guy at the desk told me goodluck
fun fact of the day: the man setting up my checking account at my bank has thrown up on my front lawn.
We did shots with the Tupperware consultant last night. I'd say the night was a success.
Omg this is like trying to sleep on a pile of ballsacks.
I'll give you a blowjob in a Santa hat if it will put you in the Christmas spirit
I had a dream involving the worlds smallest pony, an asphalt volcano, and jimi hendrix. Never smoking 3 bowls before bed again
i got a dick pic last night and the mother fucker had a Jesus picture in the background.
You can't hold me to anything I said last night; I was drunk on orgasms.
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