There really should be an "avoid ghetto" option on my GPS.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
Just farted cum and thought I shit myself. Crisis averted tho
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
You SHOULD feel empty, we were at the top of our game, and by that i mean snorting things we don't understand and only a few steps away from adultery.
She seriously pointed at the couch and asked me if she could "ride the talking giraffe". I'll never serve everclear again.
Based off of the soaking wet clothes/towels/rugs, Eiffel Tower statue and monkey in the bathtub, I'm going to assume drunk me took a bath.
Are you really alive right now?
maybe her throwing up on me was a foreshadowing of how she would later metaphorically throw up on my life
I just wanted to let u know that I called the taco people and informed them what the fuck is up.
Dude. Once again. Cleaning house. Found weed I hid from myself a month ago. Celebrating/testing it out. if i dont text back in 10, call dominos.
All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
I needed 3am water. Not 3am shots of rum.
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
I was so high I could TASTE the fillings in my teeth
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