Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
I just fell down the stairs in the library and further deviated my septum. That's why I don't study.
if I want to go home with a foreign boy, please feel free to let me go, sober me gives you permission to let drunken me do it
Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on legal issues with the ghost of his giant penis in me?
They let me close the tennis center alone. It's a 6-minute drive from 2 of my booty calls. Scratch tennis court bj off the bucket list.
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
I just had sex with the megalodon show on in the background and it was just as magical as it sounds
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
The night went downhill when he took his pants off at our table and walked up to women saying "Special delivery"
Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
In my defense I didn't know there was concrete on the other side of that fence when I tossed him over it.
You're both fucking idiots and this is why I should never let you two drink alone.
I am putting clothes on to go find a brownie
In my experiences, brownies are better naked.
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