how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
Manscaping on you would be like trying to clean up the oil spill with a dixie cup.
just found a bag of Oreos in my purse labeled "emergency".
No, you always delete them without reading. Enjoy the virtue of morning innocence. What are you doing today.
Woke up with eyeliner streaked down my face, glitter all over my bed, and holding half-eaten Jimmy Johns. Plus, my whole family's downstairs for Thanksgiving... Welcome to the shitshow that is my early 20s
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
So like, boobs.
are you really going to start every conversation like that?
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
I will feed you tacos. I will touch your butt. Happy Valentine's Day ❤️
I told him no rough stuff and he immediately bit my ass. Who the fuck does that?
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
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