I woke up and she had washed, dried, folded my clothes, cooked me breakfast, and had started cleaning my room
haha, you sure you didnt fuck your mom?
End of the semester and I banged 14 freshman. I'm like my own welcome to college orientation guide.
I don't know, I don't really wanna ask the question, "Mom why am I not circumcised?"
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
pouring popcorn down my shirt before we went to the bar was the best idea ever. it was delicious and convenient.
In the middle of having sex, she said "if we continue, we're dating." I then pulled out and sat in the corner, naked. I deserve a Medal of Honor.
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
He tried to give me a shoulder massage while i peed in the neighbors bushes to "make it more relaxing."... I let him... That drunk
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
Direct quote from her that tipped me off I was getting some: "I want to jump on his shoulders and wrap my legs around his face"
Really, who hasn't had sex on your bed?
ME.
Right now you and beer are my only friends.
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