She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
I wish Denzel Washington would coach my flip cup team..
I've got my laundry in the car, tonights 1 night stand pre-req is an in suite washer and dryer. Let's do this!
he convinced me that i wont have to do the walk of shame bc he has to go to jail in the morning
Last night he asked the cab driver "if you were in the middle of getting tattooed and the tattoo artist suddenly got a boner would you leave or would you get that boner??"
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
Isn't it my whole life blown into this perfect spoon shaped piece of melted and artificially colored sand?
Wow.
Things I Learned Tonight: I have no future in goat wrangling. Herding. Whatever you call the ridiculosity that just transpired.
Apparently I blacked out and started wrestling with some dude last night. Just found out I might have dislocated his shoulder. Best part: he still wants to bone me
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
You need to stop telling people you gained weight over the holidays. You've been fat since July.
do you think there's enough of the fabric you gave me to make a crop top for a cat?
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
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