I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
It's really awkward/depressing when you are wearing heels larger than his dick
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
I'm not going to need your "it doesn't mean you're a slut" pep talk after all.
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
I think my uterus is still laying in your bed somewhere under the covers.
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
I asked if he wanted to sext and he just started sending me pictures of his beard.
Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
I'm good. We walked you back to my apartment and you demanded to eat the sandwich I made for him
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
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