And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
You dont understand he had a split tongue thats bucket list worthy.
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
Remember when we had a keg, and then another 5 cases... and like 30 people drank it all?
Everything hurts.
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
You're the third person who's asked me for an afternoon blow connection in one day. Unreal.
That's more of a you-issue than a me-issue
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
I decided to let him keep the rest of my good weed as an "I'm sorry for being a drunk ass ho" consolation prize.
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
damnit. I just found my cousin on tinder.
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
Tell me you're alive little brother. And please tell me you didn't get arrested. You made no fucking sense last night in your random texts and pictures you were sending me.
Randomize