I definitely just put my boxers on backwards.
haha now u have to piss out ur bum
i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
Strip beer pong in the front yard? Of course the cops showed up
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
The one thing I know about living in Vegas is the closest I'll ever come to being a father is singing the theme song from Full House to a garbage can while I eat an entire birthday cake.
I really hope you are not drunk feeding a raccoon.
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
Your stoned with a 2 year old in the room....and that makes you want to have babies?!
Why is there uncooked bacon under my bed?
You insisted on taking it to bed with you. You grabbed it out of the fridge while mumbling "If I leave this out, you fuckers are just going to ruin it."
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
I want an apology pizza with SORRY IM A DOUCHE spelled out on it in pepperoni
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