dude, despite what happened last night, I'm not gay
She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
if i could have babies with my dog i totally would cause i know thay would be fucking hott babies.
well you can't waste a boner
I just wiped my vajayjay with snow. Bad idea.
Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
I incognito puked under the VIP table. Did Jersey proud.
I feel like I shouldn't be doing my banking stoned. But I bought a new bowl. Her name is Sharpe. Pronounced Shar-Pay.
Tried to eat a chip. Mouth wouldn't cooperate. Nearly died. Wow I've missed this.
Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
I think ppl see us as an unstoppable drunken force
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
Just remembered when I first started going down on him he goes "ok now I feel a little better about the broncos losing"
It started off with wine and ended up with me in only my pearls and heels. It was about the classiest sexual experience I've ever had.
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