Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
I don't know why girls would even talk to someone as drunk as I was.
i gave you head in a backbend. if that doesnt say happy birthday i dont know what does.
when i got home i made myself toast with butter & put pasta on it. I know this cause it's all over my bed.
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
The important thing is not that we avoid making mistakes, but that we avoid learning from them.
which one of you assholes put my new jeans down the garbage disposal?!
and if planning a fake elopement keeps me from fucking strangers and doing drugs, i think it's good for me
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
And then you two got up and shouted in near perfect unison "I'M ALWAYS A SLUT FOR BASKIN ROBBINS" The bar just looked at us horrified.
Appearently I went across the hall last night demanding to ride my neighbors moose... How much did I drink?
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
Well, thanks for not letting me sleep with anyone, but no thanks for telling everyone I have the clap.
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