I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
Whenever I'm sad I just imagine if babies were born with mustaches...
Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
"Bring the kids" is the most terrifying 3 words I've ever heard in my life.
I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
I replaced his Viagra pills with sleeping pills.
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
This is like the first time all week I've properly taken my birth control. My ovaries are so stoked I just know it.
He started praying immediately after we hooked up, condom on and everything.
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
Also I will be receiving my own bra in the mail because I left it at his place, woops
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