Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
i just used a pokemon card to do blow. i need an adult. now.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
Naked Twister starts at high noon
Me either. I want to get 'chase a stray cat through the neighborhood in my hooker heels' drunk. And it's your birthday, so you have to get 'best friend holding your hair while you puke in the bar bathroom and cry about your life' drunk. In a feather boa.
My favorite bartender added me on Facebook. Now he can clearly see how under 21 I am
Sorry about the picture of wills balls via snapchat last night btw
How does one un superglue their foot to the floor
I made out with a guy so that I could get ahead in the bathroom line, totally acceptable
I just paid $10 for tinder plus so that I could change my location to Rio and match with Olympic Athletes
How do you politely tell someone to get out of your house in Russian
Just as an add on, don't expect me to wear matching bra and underwear. If I do, I'm probably drunk and it's your fucking birthday. Have a great night.
my downstairs neighbor came by to say he’s having a huge loud party tomorrow, handed me a toblerone bar, and said thank you in advance for your understanding
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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