So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
Omg. In the pub, there's a guy shouting at the olympic channel 'yeah! Kill that motherfucker!' we're watching figure skating.
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
I only get commercials for vodka and Rogaine now. You're exactly right, Hulu. That's exactly right.
She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
Goats are brash and offensive and cocky animals
Are you high and at a petting zoo again?
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
WAKE UP!!! We have 20 minutes to get to class. That means we only have 10 minutes to get drunk.
because. if I can't sit outside naked and eat my watermelon every morning then I really don't see the point in moving in with you.
Also, I'm kinda hungover this morning and I need to wire money to my lawyer. So this is what adulthood feels like
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
I slept naked last night on stolen pillows. I felt like a golden goddess.
Just got done being naked and Mooning the cops. I'm still alive. Let's drink.
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
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