I hate when my naked walk-arounds are interrupted by someone knocking on the door
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
sorry can't make it tonight, greg's getting back from italy. he's had two weeks of carbs and no gym; now's my chance to get myself a piece of that newly-fat, low self-esteemed ass.
I'm so in the Halloween spirit, I zombified my all of my nudes on my phone. Tell me this isn't creative.
He got punched in the face, dropped his laptop down a flight of stairs, and broke his roommate's lava lamp, getting all the toxic lava goo everywhere. This is why we don't let him get drunk. And yet here we are.
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
It's only slutty if you don't have his number. Unless there's a full moon. Then anything goes.
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
I just threw up birthday cake.. who's birthday was it?
What if he turns back to me, finds me seemingly fondling my breasts, and thinks I'm turned on by eagles?
Next time I try to break into the police station drunk, please stop me.
YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE FIRST VISITOR TO CHRISTMASLAND
And my butt misses you like the deserts miss the rain.
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