i'm not a human right now. not even a dancer.
i cant be the least bit upset about his new gf cause all i think is that she has to put things in his ass
I found a knife in my bed when I got back this morning. I think one of my roommates has it in for me
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
My coke dealer 411'd my work number just to see how I was doing and gave me his new number. He must miss my business
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
If you could smell my eyes you'd understand the whole story
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
The moment you ate chicken nuggets out of your purse you were my hero.
Where the hell did i get chicken nuggets from
We were fucking at break-dick speeds.
I just had sex with the megalodon show on in the background and it was just as magical as it sounds
this could be the second dad I've smoked weed with
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
Omg. Tonight might be the night I masturbate thinking of a smoothie!
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