what is it about summer that misdirects my moral compass so much?
I just spent the last hour spooning with my drug dealer.
i dont have any money that hasnt already been designated for cigarettes and birth control
If I die tonight, I want you to know that your sister is awesome in bed
I was about to watch some really classy porn. Title was ravenous for dick. I didnt know pornstars knew ravenous was a word.
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
The best part of last night was the women's softball game on the TV at the strip club
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
The guy at the door just stared only at my boobs and said "I'm gonna let you in." 'Merica
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
Do you want to go soon I'm overthinking life and my butthole again
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
I lost my voice. So I'm going to pretend I'm Ariel with legs today.
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
Randomize
