UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
The bartender laughed but the manager kicked me out when the mom conplained. There's no way my fart harmed that baby in any way
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
Just had a memory of you pretending to be a begging dog putting your head on my lap while I fed you. Great night to try a new drug.
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
i ended up eating cold sauceless spaghetti out of the container in the fridge with my hands.
You really could become the cat lady we've always dreamed of.
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
I blew past the Governor's motorcade going twice the speed limit and DIDN'T get a ticket. God wants me to get laid.
OMG I accidentally abducted a cat. Now there is a cat in my apartment. I NEED TO UNDO WHAT I HAVE DONE
You invited these random guys into your apartment that you met in the hallway...& then you started screaming at them to get out cause you didn't know who they were.
You were drinking tequila through a straw.. and kept waving your arms at me and getting this intense stare down as you muttered something about jedi mind tricks.
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