I just walked into the kitchen and my dad was having this uber serious convo
With himself
he accidentally used the toothbrush i use to induce my bulemia...i feel like this is something he shouldnt find out...
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
apparently, i ordered a pogo stick last night. i can't even be mad about that.
I kept whispering "I love it when you call me big papa" until she got annoyed and left
you just knocked on the window of the ambulance and waved at me as we drove away
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
You yelled This cop is arresting me for possession! Possession of MARIJUANA!!", everyone cheered, and you let him handcuff you and take you away.
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
Man I was just the closest I've ever been to crapping my pants.
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
I feel like I have the I just lost my virginity face and everyone at the grocery store knows it.
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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