Locked eyes w/ her at mainstreet, and said 'yeah yeah get it!' From there we started violently making out on the dancefloor (I had a FULL boner, ps) and then I got her number
is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
watching a depressing episode of spongebob while high is the most depressing thing i have ever experienced
When he took off his pants i accidently shouted "that is one small wiener," and thats when he left
you'd think someone with a dick that small would take what he could get
if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
we were like drunken butterflies among sober caterpillars,
We stole a cat. That is all you need to know.
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
Just once, I'd like to hook up with a girl that doesn't look like she's having a near-fatal seizure when I give her an orgasm.
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
She tied her key to her bra the night before and couldn't get it off while trying to open the door this morning so she just took her bra off and let it tangle from the key while unlocking the door...the old Indian couple next door were shocked.
I wanted to buy shoes but nothing fit. So i'm getting a vibrator.
He's bringing a lesbian pretending to be his girlfriend to family Christmas. I can not wait to see how this goes.
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
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