I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
New Jersey isn't a real state, it's just a myth you tell little kids to scare them like Canada or Carrot Top
I'm 99% sure I high fived a girl over mashed potatoes last night
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
I put the extra pregnancy test in my sex toys box as a reminder that my actions have consequences.
Somewhere along the night we ended up at a food lion giving jello shots to high school girls.
I think its safe to assume that the 40yr old undergraduate with purple and pink in her hair and a tattoo of the eiffel tower above her ass crack has never actually been to Paris...
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
He said I was cute and he handed me a stuffed bear from his car. I don't care that he was 80, I named it Hector.
I didn't know where we were going to start fucking, so I just strategically hid condoms all over the house before he came over.
After a little too much, I decided public urination was a constitutional right.. Nearly got deported for that one
His face matches his life choices. Both are train wrecks.
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
You poured all their beer into ziploc baggies so it would be "better on the go"
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