i don't like sucking hair
Ramen noodles and uncensored jerry springer episodes, what a nice life i have.
You were passed out on the chair and when I asked you if you were okay you looked up and said "I'm fine, I was just pretending for a picture" then passed out again.
pretty sure if my vagina had a mouth, it would have been smiling afterwards.
We forgot to go back and get the brick YOU WANTED TO BRING INTO THE BAR?
So i just got guilted into doing a tequila shot by a group of guys chanting "USA!" at me.
I'm throwing in the towel on today. The puke gods have won this war
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
I dont' remember leaving St. Cloud, getting home, or apparently directing traffic in the middle of the fucking street while black out drunk.
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
So I'm getting really old. I feel asleep for a booty call that I initiated. The struggle is real.
You should frame my arrest warrant.
The walk of shame was so much longer today. i have to start fucking guys in my own postcode.
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