she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
I feel like a food baby is going to burst from my stomach and eat all the leftovers until another food baby rips out of its stomach. And so on. It's truly a merry Christmas.
Look, as a friend I'm asking to see a picture of his tiny dick
You are the alcoholic guardian angel of raccoons
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
I woke up with gum stuck to my nipple piercings this morning.. So there's that.
I accidentally left my shirt at my booty calls house. He washed it & hung it up for me in his closet. I can't decide if that's sweet or creepy
All I know for sure is, I went to bed drunk and I woke up in a relationship..I think I need to reevaluate my drinking skills.
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
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