hey babe thanks for tonight, it was fun.
to be honest, i wanna fuck your friend.
sitting with a guy who's looking at the cum stains on the bed. Do you think he's convinced it's from the cat?
No. He thinks you're slutty.
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
I woke up to a topless girl handing me a blunt. Candidate for greatest wake-up ever?
this will be a night to untag.
rolled over to window for cup of snow instead of leaving bed for water. that's how hungover
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
I think you have the right to know, the water bottle you drank out of the other night is the bottle we use to catch what drips from the toilet. Love you!
Btw...I puked in my hand last night and threw it on the floor. Don't let me do tequila ever again.
Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
His 21st birthday is in the middle of shark week, it's meant to be.
You know being hammered seven days in a row can do serious damage to your liver.
Text me on Monday and make sure I'm still alive
A conundrum I think only you would understand: how to classily post "I need a ride to the liquor store" on one's Facebook wall?
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
i could only love him more if he was covered in glitter.
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