worst 3rd wheel sitch ever. i'm crammed into a booth with him and chubs mcgee and his hand is between her legs. thank youuu karma.
dude, osama threatened the US again
dude. i slept with your sister last night
what?
I saw that as an opertune moment to drop some big news
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
can't believe I ate straight coffee grounds to stay awake for that
He asked if I was on the pill, apparently I just downed my glass of beer and winked at him...
The manager of the bar we were at the night before came to my house today giving me coupons. Apperently you and i won karaoke night which is a prize of 300 beer dollars. No idea what beer dollars means nor do i have any memory of doing karaoke but lets go back tonight.
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
Nothing says "I mean business" like using a cart at the liquor store.
i could've stared at her spine forever man..she was so deep, and she made a drink out of vodka and organic mangoo shit. i will find her and present that goddess with some fucking gummies
you're no longer allowed out of my sight at parties
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
That guy I hooked up with in new york last 2 statuses are "I'm going to be a father, it's a girl" then "wow syphilis sure does burn" I'm legit scared... What has my life come to.
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
Her hand jobs are magic. They smell like vanilla and awesomeness. She made me forget how to walk
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