do you know why i have a volvo grill taped to the back of my car?
I realized today that I should stop thinking so much with my vagina instead of my brain.
Please tell me this doesn't mean another "surprise road trip" where I spend all my money on gas and the SURPRISE destination is the abortion clinic.
But what if I pay for the gas?
he stopped mid-fuck to ask me how my day was....
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
I need a second opinion on who's blood is in my car.
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
I think I broke my hip playing drunk ping pong
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
I can't. I'm going camping this weekend. I do have a life outside of your dick.
We're at an agreement where I don't pry and she pretends blissful ignorance
You want further proof that God hates me? Okay. We're on the way to the ER. A homeless man stabbed me at the gas station.
You woke up at like 4 in the morning fell off your bunk bead, yelled at Nic for asking if you were ok, walked to the kitchen, pissed on the keg, and then looked at me and said "Still not worth it" then went back to bed.
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