Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you...
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
seriously i just wanna be friends
pass
I just saw a kid walk into class with his dad. Fuck his life.
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
Grape juice and vodka is NOT wine.
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
i swear, as soon as they invent a cure for herpes, he's mine.
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
We compared her boobs to bacon. I'm probably going to have to justify that.
His cat watched us the ENTIRE time. Every time I glanced over the poor kitty looked at me as if I were pelvic thrusting her father to death.
Like the friend zone has no room for winks
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
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