..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
I wish Michael J Fox could read me bedtime stories
He could rock you to sleep
making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
Got blown by one of the bridesmaids. Family BBQ today. They all know. Talk about awkward.
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
Also, you tried to make me learn all of the presidents, in order, with a picture book as an aid. At 4 am. What the fuck?
If I don't have hickies that last till tuesday, I didn't do this weekend right
And then my night got REAL pukey
like don't tell me my baby smooth vag offended you
I got pull-out-my-nuvaring-drunk last night.
She played the piano. I played the piano. She got on top of the piano. I got on top of her.
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