Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
I can actually hear my brain cells scream as they die when she speaks.
But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
I had to have the lights off to hide my face. I was laughing so hard I almost peed in her mouth
You couldn't stand up so I took you home, took off your makeup, put you to bed then shaved off your eyebrows. I so nearly won the responsible adult prize.
Who faxed a picture of their penis to the office printer?!
dude I'm not 100% but I think your mom is sexting me.
Woke up to a break up text for a facebook relationship I didn't even know I was in... 2012 is going to be a good year
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
I'm pretty sure I said "this might be the last time I'm in here" but then I took his pants off so that's a mixed message
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
I wonder how horrible I look to customers. There's cuts all over my face and I can't talk.
What are the cuts from? Head-butting the bathroom light fixture?
Honestly that's best case scenario.
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
Just got an x-ray done of my hip and you can clearly see the outline of my penis in it. When the doctor saw it she said "wow I haven't seen one that big on an x-ray before." Pretty sure the doc and the nurses are going to be talking about me on their lunch break.
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