it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
I started drinking at 10.30am. Ive got a solid buzz, ive decided holidays are to be treated like gamedays
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
i think i have that disease where you wake up in strange places drunk.
I got stood up on a date. They are singing "dancing with myself" on karaoke in my honor.
He asked me out while I'm back in town. I have to acknowledge and honor his persistence.
Your vagina must be laced with cocaine...
It's like all my brain cells are screaming at me.
I'm dying.
Doc gave me something stronger than Xanax. The pills have your last name imprinted on them. This cannot be coincidence.
He asked if I could ever take him seriously, I told him I just like his doggy style.....needless to say I snuck out after an awkward cuddle session... I wont be calling him at 2 am anymore.
holy fucking shit get me out of here. even the babies are wearing beanies
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
Well just saw that professor I hooked up with on campus and I look like a dumpster baby
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
Remember those two guys in our frat that would no homo everything? I just got an invitation to their wedding.
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