She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
The iPhone is ruining my ability to sex message. My 5-year-old cousin just picked up my phone at my grandmas birthday party and read "I wanna stand you up and fuck you from behind" to my entire extended family bc of popped up on my screen
I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
Being a girl sucks.
Being a boyfriend sucks for about a week, too
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
We ran out of ice cubes so I used ice cream. Everyone thought that was the plan all along. I just went with it.
Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book.
also found a pic of my head in the microwave from the other night.. hmm
If I had really thought it through, I would have bought some Depends, popped one on and made this night my bitch.
Like I cant decide if he's like autistic or something or just seriously cock blocks himself on purpose with this shit
I don't have the resources to adequately explain this. I need like a Powerpoint presentation and also Vodka.
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
She’s 47 and wants me to fuck her on her mom’s hospital bed
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